My phone went through a chorus of warbles after the Clive Anderson show with messages from friends.

I rushed to answer, not that I’m vain or anything, and got such a shock!

Instead of the well done’s I got “get you with the posh voice, wot wot” and similar.

I didn’t sound posh?

My line that America had a future but had Obama now,  went down really well with the audience but was edited. Now that wasn’t a shock!