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Nadine Dorries
Quentin - Appendix - Davies
Posted Wednesday, 4 July 2007 at 09:40

I never knew my training as a nurse would prove so valuable to my political career - Tory Turncoat Quentin Davies  reminded me of something, it's been bugging me for days, and now I know; it’s the appendix! Don't believe me? Well, here’s my top 4 reasons.

1. The appendix is a part of the bowel that does not have any known use to humans.

2. When sufferring from appendicitis the appendix becomes nasty and inflamed for reasons that are not fully understood.

3. An operation to remove the appendix before it bursts is usually necessary.

4. Once the appendix has been removed, the welfare of the patient improves dramatically over a very short period of time.

Enough said?


Today, Conservative Home have posted the answers I have given to questions posed by visitors to the site. Click here for more details. 


Blog Update: The latest news is that Boris Johnson MP may be running as Conservative Candidate for Mayor of London - maybe that explains the 'glamorous blonde' who the journalist referred to yesterday, who they understood was interested in running... What is a routemaster anyway?  

 
 
 
Anonymous said:
Responded: Wednesday, 4 July 2007
Come on Nadine, please don't waste any more of the talent you have for writing on that wally, Quentin.The only likeness I can see between him and a Routemaster is they are both big,red and run on 'gas':-) So come on Mrs 5' 2" and eyes of blue, inspire us!!!!!!
 
 
Anonymous said:
Responded: Wednesday, 4 July 2007
How do you know Nadine has blue eyes? I have just looked at all the pictures on her web site and you can't tell what colour her eyes are. All you can see is a very definite sparkle!
 
 
Anonymous said:
Responded: Wednesday, 4 July 2007
I don't, it just rhymes!!! Isn't the lady a blue eyed blonde then????
 
 
Anonymous said:
Responded: Wednesday, 4 July 2007
She has got to be.Blondes and Conservatives are naturally blue!
 
 
Anonymous said:
Responded: Wednesday, 4 July 2007
Unless your name is Quentin or Shaun!
 
 
Anonymous said:
Responded: Wednesday, 4 July 2007
I think you are being too kind to Quentin. I would have thought from a medical viewpoint, at least castration.
 
 
Anonymous said:
Responded: Wednesday, 4 July 2007
Don't know. Would love the chance to find out!
 
 
Ian said:
Responded: Wednesday, 4 July 2007
Sorry Anon, blondes are not naturally blue. As there is nothing green about Nadine, I would say she has hazel eyes.
 
 
Anonymous said:
Responded: Wednesday, 4 July 2007
According to a Times article, women evolved into having blonde hair/blue eyes in order to attract scarce males. I'm talking Caveman days here (ahh..those were the days).Apparently so many males died on long treks hunting for food that there was stiff competition between the females. Upto that time dark hair and eyes were the order of the day.So a few of the crafty females evolved into blue-eyed blondes.So cavewomen were the first blondes to have fun.Unfortunately,their intelligence did not evolve likewise, hence the expression 'dumb- blonde. The bad news is that natural blondes will be extinct in about 200 years time. Sunday Times article 26-02-2006
 
 
John said:
Responded: Wednesday, 4 July 2007
Didn't see a reference in that Times article about the derivation of the expression 'dumb blonde'. If ever such title was used for the blondes I know, I would claim the meaning to be the exactly opposite (of dumb)!In fact I know many nonblonde children and adults who conveniently act 'dumb' when it suits. A sign of crafty intelligence and not ignorance!
 
 
Ronnie said:
Responded: Wednesday, 4 July 2007
Perhaps Nadine could have a Q and A session on her own blogsite.
 
 
Ian said:
Responded: Wednesday, 4 July 2007
Good idea! Question 1 : What are the colour of your eyes Nadine? (I have a bet on this one)
 
 
Nadine (impersonated by Ian) said:
Responded: Wednesday, 4 July 2007
Ian,they are Hazel- hope you win your bet!
 
 
Nadine said:
Responded: Wednesday, 4 July 2007
MY eyes are blue - I hope you won! Stop impersonating me Ian, I am here and watching!!!
 
 
Ian said:
Responded: Wednesday, 4 July 2007
I ain't THAT clever Nadine, wouldn't get away with it for a second!!
 
 
Anonymous said:
Responded: Wednesday, 4 July 2007
'Here are..' not "here's" - Grrr...
 
 
Nadine Fan said:
Responded: Thursday, 5 July 2007
Nadine, I am very pleased to hear a rumour on a well-known right wing blog site that you are tipped for a shadow minister's role ! Well done you !
 
 
Annabel herriott said:
Responded: Wednesday, 11 July 2007
Nadine, I have just picked up your site from CH, and am sitting here in hysterics! This beats Quentin Letts hilarious discription of Quentin D disappearing into Kali Mountford's embonpoint. We nurses have a special sense of humour I always think!
 
 
 
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