You may remember I wrote a blog commenting on the LUCA Ball and then this article appeared by Richard Kay in the gossip pages of the Daily Mail.

It appears table thumper is labouring under the delusion that I may need a photograph. My PA needed a sit down and a cup of tea after finding this in the morning's post.

Now, tell me, what kind of young man wears a short silk dressing gown in the garden whilst smoking a cigar - in February?

One who attends Oxford university, which for all I know may be full of scantily clad young men reclining on balaustrades.