Apparently, a press photographer shot a picture tonight of dozens of cases of Moet Chandon Champagne being wheeled into the back of No11.

Not a good photo for the country to see when millions of people are literally sick with worry about their jobs, business, savings, homes.

Speculation in the corridors of power and despair are that Blair may be on his way back with a peerage and straight in as foreign secretary. Yes, that’s right, I kid you not. Why are you laughing? Alistair Campbell has clocked on, Mandy’s on his way over, Ma Beckett has just put the chocks back on the caravan, why not?