I have a nasty rule.

I will only be nasty to someone if they:

Attack the Conservative family;

Attack my religion;

Are a threat to world peace;

Are pro abortion and have no respect for human life; and,

Attack my children or my staff.

In light of the above, my conscience is entirely clear when posting this link to Guido, and the two videos which have made me laugh so, so, so much that it is interfering with my work, as I keep clicking down and reviewing! Scroll down past the Alastair Campbell videos (bad enough!) to the two which have been made about Derek Draper. Both are priceless!