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Nadine Dorries
Abercrombie and Fitch and the NHS
Posted Saturday, 24 March 2007 at 20:24

My morning started off at the Woburn parish plan exhibition. The photo will be posted on the main site on Monday with the press release, however, it was a great exhibition which was very interactive and involved the villagers fully. Brilliant job Budge and everyone.

 

Stroke of luck that Kelly Holmes came to coach the football team on the pitch which meant that almost 200 visitors arrived at once!

 

My youngest daughter and her friend were with me. They thought we were on our way to London to the new Abercrombie and Fitch shop and looked very confused when I pulled into the car park. Cassie is used to this now, she just sighed, opened the car door said "come on Emma lets get it over with" – I think they enjoyed the fuss actually, and the tea and biscuits, but of course it’s not cool to admit that.

 

Abercrombie and Fitch was something else. The presentational devises were pitched very much at the gay man/teenage girl market, and like the girls said, it was like walking into an OTT celebrity house party, which just happened to be taking place within a shop.

 

You had to queue to get in and were greeted by two topless bronzed male models wearing very low slung jeans, the cause of much giggling from the girls. I think I must be getting old, give me a man with a brain any day!

 

After you had come in from the street, it transpired that it was actually a queue to join another queue at the bottom of the stairs, which was in fact a queue to join another queue at the top of the stairs, but all the way along nobody told you this. Who would have thought that Abercrombie and Fitch would model itself on the NHS?

 
 
 
Anonymous said:
Responded: Saturday, 24 March 2007
I have a brain Nadine. I have two, they call me man with two brains.Everone says "wow have you ever known anyone as brainy as him"
 
 
Nadine said:
Responded: Saturday, 24 March 2007
Yeah right,of course they do. What do they call your planet? Is it in our galaxy?
 
 
David "Two Brains" Willetts said:
Responded: Saturday, 24 March 2007
My name is David Willetts. My planet is called "Earth".
 
 
Dave said:
Responded: Sunday, 25 March 2007
Message for 'Anonymous' I'm afraid you're just two good for Nadine. Having visited the online A and F store(no queues there)isn't this prove positive that women have no need to stay at home and do the ironing. Old dinosaur that I am, that stuff looks exactly like mine before it's put in the wash.
 
 
Desperate Housewife said:
Responded: Sunday, 25 March 2007
If there were bronzed males with little on in way of clothing guiding me through the NHS waiting queue, hey I'd wait as long as it takes for my treatment, Nadine. There's a thought for you Blanche, sorry Patricia H.
 
 
Anonymouse said:
Responded: Sunday, 25 March 2007
Oh please Nadine, 'give me a man with a brain'?????? Isn't that by definition a woman?? Hang on ......gay shop...oh on Nadine...does that mean....
 
 
Under the Thumb said:
Responded: Sunday, 25 March 2007
Please make your mind up Anonymous. You either have one or two. If you do have two then can you tell me if you argue amongst yourself? Presumably you always win. I was thinking of getting another brain, as when I argue with the wife, she ALWAYS wins. If I had two then at least I could guarantee a win once in a while.
 
 
Anonymous said:
Responded: Sunday, 25 March 2007
Nadine - perhaps we could get Chipen Dale to act as a 'greeter' in local A&E departments. The clock won't start ticking until after you've stuffed a few fivers into his thong...
 
 
Nadine said:
Responded: Sunday, 25 March 2007
Sorry it's taken so long to post your comments - my BlackBerry is playing up! Re thongs and fivers, let's keep it clean please!!!
 
 
Heinz57 said:
Responded: Sunday, 25 March 2007
Those poor people in Bedford.They're got to wake up to the pickle man all over the Beds on Sunday. First time I've known someone appearing more times than you Nadine in one edition. Mind you, he's had to pay to get there, unlike you. Must be time for election. He reckons he's got £20 million for Bedford. Now what does that work out each.....
 
 
Tony and Cherie B said:
Responded: Sunday, 25 March 2007
Listen Darling,take a tip from a pair of old pros... when you go on TV, even at that godforesaken hour of the morning...SMILE...
 
 
Cllr Green (Allendale &Standale) said:
Responded: Sunday, 25 March 2007
I've just realized something Mrs. Dorries; you are the epitome of a "Cameroonian Conservative". I mean that with the greatest respect....no insult intended
 
 
Millie Band said:
Responded: Sunday, 25 March 2007
Re: thongs and fivers let's keep it clean please!!!!! WHY!!! WHY!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we all give Gordy Brown some tips please as Jack is now the campaign manager and they are desperate for advice. Tip No.1. Enrol in a Charm School 2. Get your money back from the first course. 3. Appear on the 'look ten years younger' program and take Tony and Cherie with you. 4. Go back to Scotland and don't come back.
 
 
Jane said:
Responded: Monday, 26 March 2007
I reckon that really is Tony and Cherie 'avin a laugh!
 
 
Peter_Dorinzon said:
Responded: Monday, 16 April 2007
Perfect work. Great site. Add more pictures. It'll make your site more attractive.
 
 
 
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