The usual conference fiasco is about to begin. Will we ever learn?

 

The following photograph of my researcher, Peter, has been returned, refused by the conference organisers.

 

 

 

Why?  Because there is a tree in the background. What is the party logo?  He has decided not to bother going now because it’s too much hassle.

 

Cheers Symposium, nice one.

He's gorgeous

Rules are rules,Nadine.Ever tried applying for a passport or bank account? I just hope Peter's surname isn't Woods....(can't see the........for the trees)

Now, now Nadine! You know perfectly well there are dedicated armies of Jobsworths out there trying their hardest to make our lives more stressful. Unfortunately we are all forced to jump through their hoops, otherwise they win. Take Peter down to Tescos, sit him in the booth, click click job done!You know he'll regret not going.

He does look very dodgy though. I would return it also. He could be a nail bomber with those glasses!

He does look a bit like a Labour MP perhaps that's why he was rejected!

Does he have a girlfriend?

I heard he has a string of girls!! You would never think it!

Girls? I reckon Boys!