Tomorrow, I am chairing a session at the Westminster Health Forum Keynote Seminar ‘Sexual Health and Young People’. Westminster Health Forum.

Good job they didn’t ask Nick Clegg.

As an MP I am very sure, absolutely sure, what my answer would have been if Piers Morgan had asked me the same question.

Not because of my pedantic ‘Four Weddings and a Funeral’ Kirstin Scott Thomas type recollection of all past liaisons; but because it is absolutely none of anyone’s business whatsoever, and not information that should be in the public domain.

A smarter party leader would have known that.

By far the dodgiest answer he gave was that his wife was very happy and content. Really?  Bet she’s not today.

The saddest fact is how desperate he was to ingratiate himself with the media, and be seen as ‘one of the lads’.

Didn’t work, I can’t repeat how the Westminster Village describes him today; however, I suppose it is a view which could be described as appropriate given the circumstances.