In case you hadn’t noticed, we have a fantastic new MP!

Congratulations Edward, the warmest welcome awaits you. What a stonking, amazing victory that was.

How incredible is Eric Pickles? What an amazing man.

Did you see David Cameron? He was bursting with energy and pleasure and goodwill to all men.

The people haven’t spoken – they have yelled it from the roof tops!!

Will Gordon go or will he stay?

Well, no one is coming forward. Alan Milburn and Stephen Byers were in deep conversation the other night, but I am sure that was more to do with football than leadership challenge. Besides, there were only two of them; it’s not officially a plot until three are huddled together on a green carpet.

The ridged look on Jacqui Smiths face gives me huge pleasure.

She is possibly the most arrogant and least pleasant of all the Labour women. There will be no seat turning from red to blue which will give me as much pleasure as that one.

The Sky News prediction for a general election makes me giddy!

I have to go and lie down.

PS  I haven’t been triumphant or complacent in this blog have I?